The worst essay I ever wrote

Today we had English trial examination paper. My continous writing is utter nonsense okay?! I could't stop laughing whenever think about it even until now! xD The essay was so damn hilarious!! Hehehehe. So there's always options for the continous writing section. I chose the last one. It has to be a short story. The title is 'The Journey'.

I don't know why when I saw my Biology teacher walking around, suddenly that idea is popped into my head.. For 30 seconds, I already got the whole picture for the story I'm going to write.

So the story is all about...

The Journey of A Sperm finding Princess Ovum.....

ROFL!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!
WAKKAKAKAKK!!

Seriously I'm going to get pity marks for that essay. Haha!
Everytime I'm writing down the dialogue, I can't stop giggling... gegege.
Know what, if the time period for that paper is extended at least to two-and-half-hour, I shall have write a good story. There will be moral values in that story and my language won't be so bad. ;D Yeahh.. Even though the story is a crap but I'm very upset with my language. I'm expecting there will be alot of grammatical mistakes... I was rushing, I couldn't write well when I'm not calm. Same goes to BM also. =(

Anywho, I imagined myself as a SPERM! GOOOSH~
Being a sperm is sure damn tiring! 'The journey' usually took around 48 hours... It's not an easy task...
Obviously, the main character is a sperm named Mikey. The heroin is a cute, chubby female reproductive cell, known as Princess Ovum...

ROFL!!!!

I'm not going to write down a whole story here... But there's one part I really loooiike... =x

One night, while we were sleeping suddenly we felt the ground is shaking and we awaken immediately. It's getting stronger and all of us felt that the world has turned upside down. Suddenly, the 'earthquake' stopped and the valve which is always tightly closed is opened and some kind of mysterious smoothie liquid is pouring out from the valve. We felt panicked but our feelings started to mixed up. Anxious, panic, excited, passionate all become into one undescribed feeling....

I edited it a bit. The real one is too plain. xD

One of my favourite dialogue..

.....I quickly pushed my tail and eagerly swam towards her. When we were facing each other, she gave me a warm smile. I was so happy to see her. "What took you so long?", she asked me........

p/s: Surely, I'm not serious yet... pfft.