Prefect Interview

Today I had to go for a prefect interview.. No, no, no! Don't get me wrong. It's not the one that you got selected to become a school prefect. ;D It's the one that when you get more than three offences then you will have a meeting with the school prefects and the discipline teachers. Teehee.

So my prefect interview went pretty smoothly. ;) I bet you must be wondering what are the offences I got kantoi, right? Hehe. So here's mine:

1. Didn't wear name tag.
2. Bring BIG HAIR COMB to school.
3. Talking in the hall.
4. Didn't wear camisole.

FYI,

the brown one is called HAIR COMB and the pink one is called HAIR BRUSH.
The second offence is totally bullshit. Hahaha. My school doesn't allowed to bring hair brush to school. But the lame prefect wrote it BIG HAIR COMB. HeLLO~!! My hair brush isn't big at all okayh?? Its size is almost the same with my palm and its so cute that everyone likes it. So I can't accept that offence.

Anywho, back to the prefect interview. I entered the meeting room with calm feeling and honestly I don't feel nervous or guilty at all. I was like... slumber and whatever lah. All the prefects are there with Pn. Norizan. I introduced myself and read my offences. After that the asking session began. Well, as I told you earlier I didn't feel nervous at all right? When the teacher asked me questions, I answered calmly but when the prefects want to attack me, I just answered slumber and innocently. Actually, I even felt to make fool of them but my friend advises me not to or I'll be dead meat. Hahaha. As if I'm very scared of them.. Blergh!

By the way, I remember some of the conversations. Bare in mind, I spoke very innocent and politely okay? ;D

Situation 1

The cartoon-voice-like prefect: Can you be more serious? Why you tersengih-sengih huh?

But her face at that time also tersengih-sengih cam kerang busuk gak.

The prefects: Yer lah. Serious la sikit. Nih nak main-main kenapa? (konon-konon orang takut lah)
Me: (confuse face) Umm... I am serious here. Awak nak muka serious saya macam mana lagi? Dah expression serious saya camnih.
The Prefects: *silent*
Me: (Hahah! Takkan percaya kot muka serious aku camtuh?? 1-0! Hahah!)

Situation 2

Pn. Norizan: Kenapa awak tak pakai camisole pergi sekolah nih? Tau kn pergi sekolah mesti pakai camisole? Awak ada berapa helai?
Me: Umm.. 4 jer. Tapi satu da hilang. Tertinggal kat kelas pastuh esok tuh da takder la nak pakai.
Prefect: Takkan tak reti nak cuci malam tuh? Sempat kering kan?
Pn. Norizan: If today awak cuci, esok da kering pastuh bole pakai untuk lusa kn? Takkan la awak tak cuci baju kot?
Me: Errr.. Aah...
The Prefects: *soft sound* Heeeee... Euuw...
Me: Sebab cuci baju weekends jer. Sumer laundry kumpul dulu. Biler weekends, baru my mom basuh.

While the teacher is babbling and I was thinking that all the prefects actually tak pernah cuci baju sindri pn! Nak sokong cakap cikgu konon..! If they got maid or their moms are housewives of course if wash the laundry today can wear the same clothes by tomorrow. Unlike my mom who's working and to tell you the truth I'm currently have only 2 camisoles. Heh.

Situation 3

Pn. Norizan: Kenapa kening awak mcm shape pulak? Awak cabut yer?
Me: Aaaa? Taklah. Natural lah kening saya nih. Saya tak penah cabut pun.

Pn. Norizan ask a prefect to check out my eyebrows.

Pn. Siva: Is it really natural?
The Prefects: Eleh... yer ker tak shape? Macam shape btol jerr.
Prefect: Umm.. nmpk cam shaping tp mmg btol tak cabut kot..
Me: (I was a bit annoyed) If you don't believe me, I can show you my picture when I was a baby. My eyebrow is still the same. Doesn't change at all.
Pn. Norizan: Hoo. Natural yer? Cantik... lawa.
Me: (Whoaa.. dier puji aku pulak!! xD)

While Pn. Siva babbling to me, all the prefects just keep quite. They has stopped attacking me. (Dah takder modal lah nak kena kan aku) I just nodded and said, "yes, teacher" many times. After my turn has finished, I walked out from the room with better feelings and somehow proud of myself. LOL. But I will always remember what Pn. Siva said to me.

You can't put all the rules into your hand and break them. You don't have the right to break it.

All these time, I always said to myself that rules were meant to be broken. Now I know how to differentiate which rule that can be bent and which one can't.

By the way, my friend told me that I was lucky to have a prefect interview with the new batch because if it's our batch, most of the prefects are being too cold and too harsh when asking questions. That's why some girls can burst into tears when having a prefect interview. Huhuh. And yeah, actually this prefect interview is pretty much the same like a choir. Because, when the teachers are okay they're the one who overreacted. Just like the back-up singers....~

Oh. I really wanna tell you that I totally unsastified with the new batch of school prefects. They consist of Form 4 and Lower 6th Form students. They just became the school prefects on last July and I already got 4 offences which make me have to go for a prefect interview. That's totally pissed me off. You know what, I've (accidentaly) done many offences throughout my school years but I never ever got a warning letter that ask me to go for a prefect interview. Kecoh jer. The senior and new prefects before this (batch 2005/2006/2007) is more sporting and not so perfectionist wannabe like the new ones.

I don't think so that they are actually strict but look more perfectionist wannabes to me. Minor offences like talking in the hall, didn't wear name tag and such are forgiven okay. Everyone is doing it and I believe that each of the new prefects had done that before. Why you act like you've never done any minor offences before you become a prefect? You should understand how does it feels right? Just tegur that person lah and don't be so damn straight to write down the person's name. Okayh. Enough with them. Actually my friends and I had an incident with a form 4 prefect. She was annoying and it was quite funny but I'm not going to write about it. Umm.. maybe not now.