Malaysia's first Angkasawan is back to modeling

It was reported that he's getting sick with the Angkasawan programme's daily routine and needs to take a break from it. With a permission given by the director of the programme, he decided to do modeling as a part-time only.

"I used to have fun working as a model and it's a very relaxing job for me. I called the agency that I used to work with and they welcomed me." he said.

When he's been asked about the photos that showing off his body he commented that every male models does that and he had to do his job.

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ANISAWRUSGOTYOU!

That is totally not Datuk Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor okayh! I repeat, all the pictures above is not our first Angkasawan okayh.

If you seriously got punk'd with me you are funny dude! But if you're not, you are boring. Haha.

Anyway, that hot-steamy hunk is Mario Lopez. Nope. He's not Jennifer Lopez's brother. And nope, he doesn't have any relations with her. He is an American actor who has appeared on several television series, in films and on Broadway. He is also the second place winner in the reality show, Dancing with the Stars season three.

I watched 'True Hollywood Stories: Dancing with the Stars' and noticed that Mario Lopez looks almost the same like our first Angkasawan, Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar.


Except that Mario Lopez has dimples on both of his cheeks and his smile is broader than Dr. Sheikh Muszaphar's smile.

And now,
I am drooling over his hot smoking sexy body~

and to all my Christian friends, I'm wishing you,

7 Things (Guy Don't Have To Do)

Please click the play button!
Although this has been a parody of Miley Cyrus' 7 Things, but this parody version is pretty much meaningful. This video is dedicated to all guys out there. You should appreciate what we girls did for you. You just don't know how bad your girl put up in effort trying to look pretty and beautiful every time to go out with you. =)

Home Made Dubbing

ROFLMAO !! This video is damn hilarious!! Very pervy mind you~!

Esok Raya!

This video was taken at my room. Obviously, my roommates and I got nothing better to do. And all those "casts" are mine! Hehehe.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri my beloved readers and sorry for any wrongdoings! Enjoy your Raya and please take care while you are on the trip! ^^

Come

I hate it when girls type word 'come' as 'cum'.

And I found that only girls use the word 'cum' in their text message.

Why can't you type the word 'come' properly.

Because cum has a meaning.

And only guys know what does it mean.

And it is very meaningful to them.

That's why you won't see the word 'cum' in guys' text message.

So, my advice is.. stop replacing 'come' with 'cum'.

For those who doesn't now what cum means, go ask uncle Google.

For those who's already know, don't you think guys will think the other way round when receive text message from you, say like;

Hey, I'm here. Can you see me? Please cum here.

or

Hey, please wait for me. Don't go yet. I'm cumming.

One alphabet can make a different you know.

Toilet Accessories, Merchandise and whatever!

I really didn't get this one. Is it a toilet sit in form of guitar? Looks like it's the one that you can carry to anywhere. I bet the guitarist would cry to see their guitars become their toilet sit or who knows it might inspired them? LOL.


Oh yes, it's an aquarium with the real fishes in it. ;D


Do you have the habit to read newspaper during your washroom visit? Why read the newspaper during your washroom visit when you can challenge your brain with Sudoku. No one will know it if you make a mistake, you can just flush it away.

Haewoojae (a place of sanctuary where one can solve one's worries)

I know most of you have know about this Toilet-Shaped House. It has a very unique design (and weird for me), and was built by Sim Jae-duck, the chairman of the organizing committee of the Inaugural General Assembly of the World Toilet Association, and he hopes his toilet house will highlight the global need for better sanitation.

Toilet Restaurant

I wonder if those pipes behind the toilet is connected for real?



Errrr.. honestly, its gross. =.=


Now, ain't that is a real shit? Looks yummy! For her... Pfft.

Public Toilet in Bangkok








and you think only human being got toilet on earth huh?

This elephant also got one! There is a pipe at the back so the cleaner don't have to clean out the poo!

Unisex public toilets in Malaysia

Do we need them?

I know this issue has been quite basi. I heard that there's some unisex toilets in Shah Alam. In my opinion, I totally disagree with this not because I'm narrow minded and can't accept new things but... I don't wanna share my toilet with men because they don't know how to keep them clean! Agagagaggaagagagagagaga! Hehehe. No offence yo! =P or I suppose to say, SOME men right? Hihi.

But it's really true. Gents are usually more smelly then ladies! I remember that, every year, CBN will be a host for Chess Competition (for zon Keramat) and of course one of the toilet will be used by boys and just in one day, the toilet can be very smelly! Aiyoo...!

Back to the topic, I don't think so it's suitable to have it in Malaysia. Maybe MBSA wanted to save some money in building toilet for public. Besides that, the thing that I'm really worry when heard about it is.... that would be a strategic place for some desperate and lustful teens couples to make out. Maybe they could do more than that.... =x

And the next morning when the cleaner enter the toilet to do his job, he will be surprised to see this...

varieties of condoms litter on the floor xD
Then, MBSA will get criticize again and the next day, new public toilet rules are introduced.

Hehheheheh! Just playing with the last bit! Don't take it seriously. =P

Watch your diet on this Syawal month!

Eid Mubarak to all my muslim readers and in conjunction with this Syawal month, I would like to share and promote a very healthy eating style to you. Have you heard a new government's campaign, MAKAN SECARA 5M?

This is what 5M stands for;

Mengurangkan gula
Mengurangkan garam
Mengurangkan lemak
Menambah sayuran
Melebihkan buah-buahan

but being a typical Malaysian, I believe that we actually have been practising 5M since we were small which is;

Makan
Melantak
Mentekdarah
Mencekik
Mengenyangkan

Agree everyone? LOL.

Blog Rating

so, areniex.blogspot.com is



This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
dead (1x)

Shows that I'm a very innocent author. LOL.

Another one.





WANTED FOR THE WRETHCED MANGLING OF A BRAWNY KITTY???!

Wahahahaha!! LOL!! I'm the victim! Not Kitty!

still, I'm innocent.

p/s: Bored. You know.

To Speed

I don't know who made this. It was either Steph or Abby.
So people, do you see the sentence below here?
Say it quickly.

[YOUR NAME HERE] IS TO SPEED


Actually you are saying,

you are stupid

Example:
Ali is to speed

Sounds like Ali is stupid right?

;D

What boys know about girls

10 things what boys know about girls are:

1.

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10. THEY HAVE BOOBS!

Agree everyone?

Lesson 101: Don't take pictures with Kitty when he's slumbering

This evening, I felt bored while studying Bio and so I went out to breathe some fresh air. Then, I saw my 'lovely' pet, Kitty, is having his evening slumber as usual. Can't stand with his cuteness, I took off my camera and wanna take pictures with him.

Oh man! Here she comes....

Say CHEESE Kitty dear!




Do you think this picture is cute? =P


Not for Kitty though. He starts to feel annoyed... and so...
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HE'S SO FREAKING JEALOUS ANNOYED WITH ME AND SUDDENLY HE TOOK OUT HIS SHARP CLAWS AND SCRATCHES MY NOSE!
NOO! NOT MY NOSE!
MY NOSTRIL!!
IT'S FREAKING PAINFUL YOU MORON!!!




I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE KITTY!!!
I started to panic when I touched my nose and saw there's blood on my finger! Thank god I didn't throw away my camera. I wanted to wash off the blood immediately. When I about to enter my house, my dad was in living room. I quickly cover half of my face with my long hair and ran to the bathroom. I would be dead if my dad saw it. Huhu. It was very painful actually. There's lots of blood coming out from the cut. I felt better after 15 minutes washing off the blood. Huhu. But that doesn't stop me from being vain again. It is much safer taking pictures alone though! Haha. Vain will always be vain. >:)




I should've scratch off her face. I know, she still hasn't learn the lesson yet. What a pathetic owner I have... Haiyayaya...

Menyempuk

What is Menyempuk?
It's a

menyibuk + menyampuk = menyempuk

LOL!! So I just made up the word. There's no such word in Kamus Dewan Bahasa either. Apparently, Steph and Sui Yi believed it. Actually, it's been quite some time since its happened but after read Steph's post about it, I still couldn't stop laughing. Hahaha... this is what they said about the 'menyempuk' word. Hehe.

Sui Yi:

I found a new BM word which is not a word.

~menyempuk *pronounced as menyimpuk*~

Anis : Sui Yi ni, menyempuk la!
Me : What's menyempuk???!
Anis : Ala... macam menyampuk la.
Me : oooh! really? ok, next time i use it for my essay!
Anis : Eh, don't!!! I sendiri buat punya that ayat...
Me : har?!
Anis : ala, macam Menyibuk+Menyampuk=Menyempuk la...
Me : You ah! Kang I betul-betul use, then u kena!
Anis : Haha...

see how bad can my BM be..

if only i can drop that subject for SPM.. which is really impossible.

Darn!

Steph:

I should blog in Malay, haha!
Anis must teach me!

She taught me one word so far:

Menyempuk.

But it doesn't count cause she made it up. o_O

I think it's menyibuk + menyampuk...see? I've forgotten already!
No memory slot for BM left.
Or at all.

Hahahaha~ So next time when people are talking, don't menyempuk okayh? xP

Would GUYS say "I Love You"

to their guy friends?

LOL! That's soooo gay! =D Today, my classmates and I were discussing about THIS. Hehe.. girls always have a topic to be discussed ekh? ;D So we were wondering, how real guys, real men show their love and appreciation towards their friends? If girls, we're usually just say it with one shot. Haha. You know something like this:

"OK babe. I've got to go now. See you when I see you. Love you lots!"

"Hey dear. Where have you been? I miss you so much!"

"You can do it! I believe in you. I love you no matter what happens."

"Happy birthday dear! I love you so much!

Hehe.. would guys say such thing to their friends?

or do this?

Girl A: Goodbye dear. Take care. *gives cheek*
Girl B: *kiss the cheek* Muahh! You too, take care.

I know guys won't say and do such thing but they got their own way to show it off right? ;) I can't imagine myself seeing guys kiss their friends cheeks when to bid goodbye. Or worst, say such thing with their husky voice. Urgh~!

Guy A: Weh! Ok lah, aku nak pegi main bola nih. Bye. Love you.
Guy B: Ok. Bye. Love you too.

Euuuuuuuwww~!!! That's so nasty. xD
And seeing guys touching their friends in "over-friendly" manner would freak me out too. If girls, it's OK. Can be accepted. We can hug each other, holding hands, hug each other hips or anything! But guys? That would be ten times nastier ok? Yucks~

The conclusion is... guys can't be sweet to their guy friends!! Rightt??? Hahaha! So sad.. ;P

Love is the easy way out

Everyone knows that love makes you do crazy things, but did you know that love can be used as an excuse for ALMOST EVERYTHING IN LIFE? Let me teach you how you can use love as an answer for everything; good or bad.

Love is the only reason people do things and love is the only thing people stay away from things.
Love is what people hide from and love is what everyone is looking for.

Some thing went wrong? Just say, I did it for love!

I love you, because of love.
I hate you, because of love.
I don't want you, because of love.
I don't want to see you, because of love.
I don't want to hear from you, because of love.
I don't want to think of you, because of love.
I don't want to be near you, because of love.

Love is the ONLY reason!

Love is the only reason I did this.
Love is the only reason I wanted to do this.
Love is the only reason you did that.
Love will be the only reason you will do anything.

Let me tell you something funny.
Love is the only reason you are reading this.
-Maybe you are reading this because you love my blog.
-Maybe you are reading this because you love reading.
-Maybe you are reading this because I asked you to read this and because I'm your friend. If you didn't love me, I wouldn't be your friend.
-Maybe you are reading this because you are looking for a way to pass some time. But you know what? You love procrastination and you were looking for another way to pass some time. Therefore, you are reading this for the love of procrastination.
-Maybe you are reading this because of love?

I'm here, because of love.
I'm alive, because of love.
I want to kill myself, because of love.
I didn't kill myself, because of love.
I won't kill myself, because of love.
I'm in pain, because of love.
I hurt myself, because of love.
I cry, because of love.
I'm going crazy, because of love.
I smile, because of love.
I help, because of love.

Love kills
Love hurts
Love sucks
Love heal
Love is blind
Love is stupid
Love is fun
Love is lust
Love is sex
Love is pleasure
Love is family
Love is friend
Love is your soul mate.
Love is nothing but pain.
Love is bitch.

Last on my list, but not the least.

Love makes you fall in love.
Love made me hate love.
I'm heart broken because of love.

By the way, I wrote pasted this because of love.

LOVE MADE ME DO IT!

p/s: You are going to comment on this post, because of love =P

Parody Songs

Have you listened to the parody songs? Have you heard "Weird Al" Yankovic? No? NO? Awww... that's a shame.. Haha. Actually i just gotta know him when i saw his new single, White and Nerdy on TRL. So, i downloaded some of his songs and LOL. They're all parody! I can't stop laughing when listening to them. I listen to the track one by one and i burst out laughing. Mann!! Laughter is seriously the best medicine but you need another medicine for your stomach. Haha.. what are you waiting for? Go get his songs! You won't regret it! Im telling you! Okayh.. okayh.. if you still don't believe me.. let's hear some of his parody songs. Ready....? Hewhew.

White and Nerdy


Power Rangers beat up Barney
The funniest 38 seconds audio clip i've ever heard!

Killing My Software
Haha.. sounds familiar with the title? Yeah... Roberta Flack parody - Killing Me Softly With His Song

and last but not least.. my favourite!

Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay?
Obviously, it's Backstreet Boys Parody - I Want It That Way

Atleast you have something for the weekends! ^^